Random writings…

Have you ever just written a complete pile of nonsense and disconnected thoughts/ideas just for the humor value of it?  You know… things like “Bob the blue ant flew lazily past the singing koala bear to reach the speckled egg.  When suddenly the ripe pill sang out and the green basket spun around on the slow red mouse.”

Ok, so you are probably thinking that I’ve gone mad… But I haven’t, I tell you.  I had a bunch of friends at varsity who would have totally nonsense conversations for no good reason at various random times.  It was actually quite funny to see people’s reactions, and quite hard to be totally random with them if you tried.

So about a year and a half ago (one Saturday morning), I sms’ed off a random message to a whole bunch of friends, and recieved a really interesting set of replies.  Some people just didn’t get it but thought it was cool, others didn’t get it and thought I’d lost it, others got it and laughed, and others got it and replied in kind.

Today I sms’ed 5 people a random message, three replied, and here are the ensuing sms conversations…

Between Charlie and I:

Its time for a random story… The red door stood as a jar of blueberry jam while it contemplated its purpose in bringing along the bright slice of orange.
Ok then… Freak!
The door/jam, reeling from the sudden insult, slammed shut. Leaving a purple, yet still confused, chipmonk singing as the square flower swam by.
You know what… I’m a little concerned about the quality of what you are smoking!
Story ends… Check my blog later for more info on what I was up to.

Between Helen and I:

Its time for a random story… The red door stood as a jar of blueberry jam while it contemplated its purpose in bringing along the bright slice of orange.
I can’t believe that the asparagus was so concerned with the State of the plastic road sign!
That very thought had been worrying the door for some peaches, but the grinning flagpole would not have it. Swiftly the turkey sank into the brown light.
Don’t openly discuss the state of the brown light, because it was very uncertain about the decision that the Turkey had made.
Fortunately the green gnat flying by heard nothing as the lazy golden window frame had just nested in the three shoes.
Oh well, said the statue to the jelly. If we can’t investigate the decision of the waiter then why question the water babies.
The babies cheer… The scene fades to an arty tomatoe’s house where a swarm of rabbid religious pinaples have just crawled by chanting in monotone “The rooster is free”.
I couldn’t reply because I was laughing so hard. That was excellent.

Between Matt and I:

Its time for a random story… The red door stood as a jar of blueberry jam while it contemplated its purpose in bringing along the bright slice of orange.
It moved freely in nobody’s paradise while sleeping from absolute dottiarism. He knew that somebody’s life would always be the same, and that was chocolate pie.
He had always had a strong liking for chocolate pie. Yet today the robot was taken by the orange striped camera lense and the one legged cherry as the frog tanned kiwi peels at the passing duck.

I never got another reply from Matthew, so I can only assume he went back to working instead of dealing with my stupid sms’s… 🙂

I just got a reply from my brother which says “Hey Dude, you need drugs! Cool story… why?”

So, 5 sms’s sent, 4 replies, 2 “got it” and replied in kind, 1 enjoyed it, 1 didn’t “get it” (but it still made for some humor)… So what do you think?  Would your friends “get it”? Do you?

One thought on “Random writings…

  1. So this fly hops, skips and jumps into a screwdriver. "You’ve got mail!" exclaimed the egg as it tripped and fell head over toiletpaper into a pile of ominous-looking nailpolish removers.

    What can I say? I eat vaseline-coated squid-health-counters for thursday-evening water spitoons.

    Help me, I’m stuck inside my head.

    What? It doesn’t make sense? Eat an mp3 file. It helps for the nausea.

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